Religious Science Series #5: Experiment Proves Grand Canyon Was Made By Creation Not Evolution

Computer Idiot of The Millenium

I love how she thought someone had the photos since they were gone. I bet she assumed that, like real photos, if you copy them from the computer they disappear. Even better was when she sent the computer to the guy who downloaded her nude photos and posted them on the Internet. Genius!

Attempted Rape: Just Another Day In The Projects

This video gets kind of funny when the brother is interviewed. Wait for it.

How To Get VIP Passes To All The Hottest Events

You want tickets to a Lil Wayne or Brittany Spears concert?  How about a cage fight or an NBA game? 

Boy have I got news for you.  Follow the easy steps below and they can be yours for free!

1.Be a lawmaker, regulator, or staffer to either.
2.Call BP's Secret Ticket Hotline.

Pet Owner of The Year Lives in Fairmont, WV

Cathryn Washington, 67, left 14-year-old Delta in the vehicle as she ran in to buy some pet products on an afternoon when the temperature hit 104 degrees,

She returned after about an hour and 15 minutes to find Delta clinging to life.

After Cathryn returned to the vehicle, investigators say she went back inside the Costco and returned the dog food, bedding and treats she had purchased. At that point, she told Costco employees the dog was dead, authorities said

 Even worse, she only took the dog in a divorce settlement out of spite because she knew her ex-husband cared about it so much.  Someone should trap this bitch (not the dog) in a car in 104 degree heat while they shop for human food for hours at Costco and then return it after she dies.  Read more here.

But it looked like SUCH a sturdy flying machine!

Have I got NEWS for you!

Remember my name...

I don't think so.

Stair Sledding Looks A Lot Like Pain

Gay-hating conservatives accidentally strip themselves of legal protections

At least they are willing to put their money where their mouths are even if it was a mistake.

How cool was Ke$ha when she was growing up?

about the same as now from the looks of things

Golden Gaytime!

You know you want it.

What do AIG execs talk about when they think nobody is listening?

It seems that some of them talk about how taxpayers deserve to lose another trillion dollars for the what we have done by demanding back the bailout money.

If you have to defuse a land mine,

then don't do it like this.

A reporter drops it like it's hot mid-interview

nastaaaaay

What is that coming from the ceiling?

It's a ninja Twinkie thief.

Wrestler Breaks the Golden Rule

why wrestlers shouldn't ask enraged rednecks for chairs