Yo dawg! I heard you like oil spills.

So I put an oil spill in your oil spill.

How To Get VIP Passes To All The Hottest Events

You want tickets to a Lil Wayne or Brittany Spears concert?  How about a cage fight or an NBA game? 

Boy have I got news for you.  Follow the easy steps below and they can be yours for free!

1.Be a lawmaker, regulator, or staffer to either.
2.Call BP's Secret Ticket Hotline.

Stay Classy BP

Things have been looking up for BP. They bought the google search results for BP, the government made it a fine-worthy offense for the media to get to close to their cleanup operations, and they finally put a cap on the leak. Now we find out that their state-of-the art control center that they show off on their website is actually just a product of photoshop.

Oil Spill Poster

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Have I got NEWS for you!