Ground Zero "Mosque"

1. It isn't a mosque.  It is going to be a community center with YMCA-like facilities plus a side of religious bullshit.
2. It isn't at ground zero.  You have to go two blocks away and around a corner.
3. You know who is funding the damn thing?  The Saudi prince al-Waleed, also known as NewsCorp's second largest shareholder, made donations to the organizations trying to build it.  NewsCorp is the parent company for Fox News.

Now, even if it was a mosque being built at ground zero, I would argue that we can't block it legally because it would be unconstitutional.  However, I would argue it is in poor taste to build such a facility in such a scenario, but that scenario isn't happening.  This is a lame attempt to fabricate news and make the president look like even more of an evil Muslim to the idiotic masses.

Computer Idiot of The Millenium

I love how she thought someone had the photos since they were gone. I bet she assumed that, like real photos, if you copy them from the computer they disappear. Even better was when she sent the computer to the guy who downloaded her nude photos and posted them on the Internet. Genius!

Attempted Rape: Just Another Day In The Projects

This video gets kind of funny when the brother is interviewed. Wait for it.

What's happening in Arizona?

Sheriff Arapio is going to arrest protesters.  Apparently protesting only really works out when it is built on an astro-turfing campaign and you aren't really upsetting anyone.  You could write this off as one insignificant sheriff getting a bit power hungry, but this sheriff just happens to run the county that contains over 4 million of Arizona's 6.5 million citizens.  Maricopa county is famous for it's corrupt judicial system and law enforcement.

Trust In Corporations To Do The Right Thing

Like maintaining a lobby group to push asbestos in developing nations.

How To Get VIP Passes To All The Hottest Events

You want tickets to a Lil Wayne or Brittany Spears concert?  How about a cage fight or an NBA game? 

Boy have I got news for you.  Follow the easy steps below and they can be yours for free!

1.Be a lawmaker, regulator, or staffer to either.
2.Call BP's Secret Ticket Hotline.

Stay Classy BP

Things have been looking up for BP. They bought the google search results for BP, the government made it a fine-worthy offense for the media to get to close to their cleanup operations, and they finally put a cap on the leak. Now we find out that their state-of-the art control center that they show off on their website is actually just a product of photoshop.

Have I got NEWS for you!

It is Opposite Day inside the dangerously tiny mind of Michele Bachmann

Michele Bachmann decries the Obama administration's net neutrality plot on Fox News:

They're advocating net neutrality which is essentially censorship of the Internet. This is the Obama administration advocating censorship of the Internet. Why? They want to silence the voices that are opposing them.

For anyone who doesn't know about Net Neutrality, it is the exact opposite of that.  Without it, there is nothing to prevent ISP's from controlling and potentially censoring content instead of just providing connectivity.  There is also a potential for ISP's to market premium packages and artificially add in costs for accessing popular sites that they actually have nothing to do with.  Without it, we will most likely see the market get distorted and turn it into something resembling cable TV in addition to de-democratizing the internet and providing a means to implement corporate-controlled censorship.  She is a mouthpiece for the large ISP interests, and she is actively trying to thwart something that provides free communication.  Boo this woman.

Are you a sad lonely old hag who can't get any without paying money? Try Sexegal!

Click photo for more about the sex tourism in Senegal.

Palin's Stupidity Reaches New Heights

She criticizes a "lamestream media outlet" in a segment on Fox News (who she works for) for distorting the recent AZ legislation.  She forgot that the "lamestream" outlet was her employer.

Drill baby drill? STFU Prick!

The oil well leak off the gulf coast is poised to become "one of the most significant oil spills in US history."

ICP defends their miracles video against the haters

Read all about it.  I actually agree with his sentiment in the article FWIW, but the video is retarded and anti-science.  Some gems include "Fucking magnets!  How do they work?" and "I don't want to talk to a scientist.  Y'all motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed!" See the video below:

UK Teens Turn Into Freaky Dancing Harbingers of the Apocalypse

Check out the video on the Beeb.  I am afraid.

Christian music star comes out

Apparently she doesn't realize who listens to her music.

Obama to Palin: WTF do you know?

Q:How do you know when you are fucked up?

A: The Klan is trying to distance itself from your actions.

Remember 2010 as the year of the KFC Double Down

The skinny is that the bread has been replaced with fried chicken, and everything else has been replaced with cheese, bacon, and the kernel's special sauce (hehe). American health care is overwhelmingly expensive precisely because of shit like this, but, as a proud American, I intend to consume my tasty share. DON'T JUDGE ME!

Punk rocker and FLORIST pal kill girl and serve her remains with a side of potatoes to an unwitting guest

This is the most WTF article ever to grace this blog.

Gay-hating conservatives accidentally strip themselves of legal protections

At least they are willing to put their money where their mouths are even if it was a mistake.