Religious Science Series #3: Kirk Cameron's Atheist Nightmare Banana

Remember 2010 as the year of the KFC Double Down

The skinny is that the bread has been replaced with fried chicken, and everything else has been replaced with cheese, bacon, and the kernel's special sauce (hehe). American health care is overwhelmingly expensive precisely because of shit like this, but, as a proud American, I intend to consume my tasty share. DON'T JUDGE ME!