Wells Fargo refuses to pay out man's CD just for fun

“I just don’t want Wells Fargo to steal it. To me, it’s just a matter of principle — they’ve had my money to work with for 30 years, and now I want it back.” Apparently, trying to withdraw your own money necessitates talking to their lawyer while he tells you theories about how you are trying to steal money that isn't yours.  Wells Fargo, the bank that steals your money while accusing you of theft!